Battle Report

Reading the battle report reminded me of a game that he and I had done for Medusa V. I played my radical Daemonhunters (Relictors!) against the same Lost and the Damned army and was soundly defeated. One of the few models I had left on the board was an Elite Inquisitor.

So I wrote the battle results from his perspective. I thought you might enjoy it (it still makes me laugh). I think you get the flavor of the game from it…

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]…..Hello?…..

….. Um.. I’m not sure there’s enough of this autosavant left to record this message. But if you can hear this, I think I have an….. an incident to report…..

I’m not sure what the procedure here is and Inquisitor Lord Groske is….. well, I can’t find him. Well, at least not all of him…..

I really need some help here.

…..Um, they came at us and we just shot and shot and shot them. It looked like another victory for Master Groske. But somehow these cultists were different. They knew what Master Groske was going to to do. They tricked us….. what’s the battle word for when an enemy surprises you by attacking from a concealed position? Well, they did that.

Oh, this is Inquisitor Norviate Pinfold. Did I already say that? Ah….. Brother Octavius and the Deathwatch….. Master Groske….. All of the Relictors except that scary Dreadknell or Dreadnought thing….. I can’t find the procedure for this.

How do I turn this Dreadnought thing off? I think it’s going to kill me.

Can I get some kind of response?…..

…..Um, hello?…..

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