Origins of the Defiler Revealed! (video)
A sharp eyed reader has brought this infernal machine to our attention. Who knew John Deere was the original designer of the Defiler?
This machine was designed roughly 10 years ago in Scandanavia, then aquired by John Deere. It has since been disappeared and cannot be found on any official corporate website. This can only mean one of two things:
1) The Emperor, in the guise of a John Deere executive, has shuttled the prototype off to the Noctis Labyrinth on Mars, to await the arrival in several Millennia of the Mechanicus.
2) In a blood soaked Skandanavian logging ritual, Khorne has brought the Father of Defilers to the Brass Throne…
~I better check the newspaper for any unexplained incidents from about 5-8 years ago…