Warhammer 40000 – Best Jokes Edition

They say laughter is the best medicine.  Come on in and share your best joke of the 40th Millennium.

Its a holiday weekend – lets have some fun.

Here’s the best joke 40K I’ve heard in a while courtesy of Aleriya

Two guys at my FLGS are playing a game, SM vs. Nids. I overhear “. . . and then I charge Lysander 12″ into those warriors.”

“What? You can’t charge 12 inches.”

“Yeah Lysander can. He’s special.” Then he yells across the room to the store owner, “Hey Larry, Lysander is a beast, isn’t he?”

And Larry responds, “Yeah, Lysander is totally a beast.”

~ Let’s hear all of your best bellyslapper’s in the comments.  I know you have good stories!

Author: Larry Vela

Dad, Gamer, Publisher, Pilot, Texan. All games all the time since junior-high. I started BoLS Interactive in 2006. I’m a lifelong tabletop & RPG gaming enthusiast, and internet publisher working to entertain and inform my readers every day. I've been playing RPGs and Tabletop Games since the 1970s. I'm been playing and covering Warhammer and Warhammer 40K for over 35 years.