40K Top 10 – Utter Tau Domination
It’s been over a month and commander ShadowPants, master of the 4th Wave Expansion would like to note some tactical points to all the non Tau races out there.
1: All SMS ALL THE TIME: All you cowards with your teensy 50pt cultist scoring units units cowering out of LoS are history!
2: OUR ETHEREAL IS THE MOST BROKEN AWESOME HQ in the game. Just find me another swiss army knife force multiplier that is so effective for 50pts – Good Luck!
3: NO COVER EVER FOR YOU – Your Aegis Line goes back to the shelf.
4: COVER IS FOR THE GREATER GOOD: Now that YOU don’t have any cover, we’ll just take that for our own vehicles, getting 4+ minimum all the time with Disruption Pods.
5: WE ALWAYS HIT ON 2s: Chaining Markerlights meant you’re always getting BS:5 on those critical shots when it counts.
6: WE KNOW HOW TO OVERWATCH: Anyone want to sign up for 100+ overwatch shots on your way into one of our units? Get in line now!
7: WE OWN THE SKIES: Easy access to Intercept and Skyfire means that even though our flyers are meh, they will be cruising over the wreckage of yours.
8: KROOT: BEST SNIPERS IN THE GAME: Twenty 7-point sniper models will ruin any unit’s day.
9: FEAR THE DONKEY-PUNCH: Watch out Space marine chapter Masters, our commanders are T:5, and cause instant death with that S:10 gauntlet. And you’re supposed to be the masters of assault!
10: VESPIDS – Nuff said…
The Fire Caste Command Council looks forward to your reply, and your submission to the Greater Good.
