40K Deep thought: Are the Eldar Actually Good Guys?
Many folks regard the idea of the good Eldar allying with the evil Dark Eldar to be utterly beyond the pale. Why is that exactly?
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Why would the good Eldar work with their evil, evil cousins? That would never happen in real life. I mean, the idea that the Eldar and Dark Eldar could ally is as ridiculous as the CIA sponsoring the Taleban…
Oh, wait.
That happened, didn’t it? Okay, poor example. But it’s as ridiculous as heroically democratic Americans and the evil brainwashed communist Soviets fighting alongside one another against…
Oh wait. WW2.
Yes, I’m being a little facetious, but the point that mutually hostile forces unite for a variety of complex political reasons is a good one, because in real-life, it happens all the time. This is before we even get down to the idea that allies are those who are at least somewhat like us… And what other species out there is really like the Eldar? The humans don’t come close, the idea of similarities with the Orks is a joke, and as for those little blue bullet-proof shiel… sorry, and as for the Tau? Well, they’re just so sweet, but children remain children and royalty remains royalty. Maybe the Necrons, but the idea of existing as a soulless reanimated metal revenant is probably the worst thing an Eldar can imagine. You know, Wraithbone’s okay, but not metal.
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The Eldar are pretty dark. Maybe not, “BWAHAHAHAHAHAA I’M SOOOOO EVILLLL…” like the cartoonish villainy of the Dark Eldar, but actually dark – the kind of people who can set aside ethics in the name of necessity, no matter what.
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The Arguments for Good
Now, I’m sure there will be a solid discussion about this below, so there are some assumptions about the Eldar ‘being good’ that should to be considered as well.
1.) The Eldar race is worthy of survival.
Well, what does ‘worthy’ mean? Yeah, every sentient being is worthy of survival, but we’ve established: the Eldar are prejudiced against every other race. They’re the KKK with pointy ears, happy to let any other sentient species die if it means they live. Understandable? Definitely. Darwinian? Sure. Morally right?
I did what I had to do.
It was for the greater good.
These deaths/crimes are justified by greater need.
Know who says things like that a lot?
The bad guy in everything ever. These are villain words. Someone who talks about ‘greater good’ implies there is a ‘lesser evil’, and that this ‘lesser’ evil must be tolerated, because Reasons.
2.) The Eldar race’s ancient knowledge cannot afford to be lost.
Why not?
It’s not like they care about anyone else’s ancient knowledge; the Necrons are older and have easily as advanced technology – if we lost the Eldar, there’d be plenty of knowledge left out there. Does simply being good at something justify your existence? Does it allow you to kill those without said knowledge if it helps you survive?
Not in a whole, law-of-the-jungle way: in an ‘I’m the good guy and I want to help save lives’ way.
3.) The Eldar are clearly good guys because they’re attractive.
There’s a reason the heroes are usually attractive and the villains deformed. There’s a reason if you’ve got facial deformities or scars people will mock or attack you. We’re simple creatures as a species, and we tend to trust beauty and distrust ugliness. Eldar have elegance and aesthetics on their side; they don’t look as horrid as the other species in 40K, and they’re not as overtly fascist as the Imperium, so they must be the good guys, right?
4.) They don’t do it deliberately; it’s the nature of the 40K universe that forces their hand.
Is that enough? To premeditatedly force the other species and factions into galaxy-spanning wars of conquest, force-evolving the Tau to their current technological high-point to act as a buffer against the horrors out there, forcing them to die instead of precious, precious Eldar?
5.) They’re not called Dark Eldar.
True. But just because your brother’s the one who’s a serial killer, does that mean your crimes get a free pass?
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Eldar Morals In the Balance
Is this enough for us to call them ‘good guys’? Not ‘by comparison’. Actual, honest-to-Throne good guys.
Are they actually that different to the Dark Eldar? Oh, sure, they don’t torture needlessly (because including the qualifier ‘needlessly’ makes it okay?) like their Dark iterations, but they do kill. A lot. Of innocents. For themselves.
Would Spiderman choose to push a planet of a hundred billion souls into the path of a Hive Fleet if it meant he got to spend another day with Mary-Jane? Would we call him a hero if he did? How about Batman? At his darkest, at his absolute worst, would he do that? Would the Doctor, or Superman? Would they sacrifice a planet of innocents if it meant they got their respective homeworlds back? Could they look at themselves in the mirror afterwards if they did?
So, simple enough really:
Are the Eldar the good guys? Not compared to the other species. Compared to whatever standard of morality as you choose to define it, whether that be true pacifist selflessness, or brute, self-serving, Darwinian mechanics.