The Top 10 Toughguys of the Grimdark
If Chuck Norris put together his deputies in the Dark Millennium, it would be these guys!
Iron Hands Straken – He’s basically the Terminator, and he killed an Archon with his fist. He’s in!
Sly Marbo – When you need to kill all the VietCong, ahem Chaos Cultists, and save ahem avenge the girl – you know who to call…
Cypher – Cobra Ninja, Neo, & Keyser Söze all rolled into one!
Nork Deddog – He ain’t smart, but when the fightin starts, you want him around.
Any and all of the Last Chancers (except “Fingers”) – Just to go watch “The Dirty Dozen”
Arjac – Every toughguy needs a trademark weapon. A boomerang thunderhammer fits the bill nicely.
Garviel Loken – A building fell on him and he gets recruited into the Grey Knights. Nice!
Sevatar – Speaking of catchphrases… “Death to the False Emperor”, nuff said…
Lysander – Fought his way out of an Iron Warriors prison planet single handed – Chuck Norris would be proud!
Commissar Gaunt – Tough as nails and he even comes with a tough-guy uniform. Who doesn’t love head to toe black leather?
~ Cypher, Texas Ranger has a nice ring to it… You’d watch it… Who did we forget?
