ODDBALL: Sonicblasters are Real!
You heard it here first – the Noise Marines are just around the corner! Lock the door, grab your bolter and check this out!
It always begins so innocently…
“The fire extinguisher uses low-frequency sound waves to douse a blaze. Engineering seniors Viet Tran and Seth Robertson now hold a preliminary patent application for their potentially revolutionizing device. www.gmu.edu”
Just add in some studded collars, assless chaps, a lot of pink paint, and you’re ready to party Fulgrim-style!!