Warhammer 40K: Unboxing The Exorcist
Come and join the BoLS Crew as we take you inside the Sisters of Battle’s newly redesigned Exorcist.
Here we go folks, the time has come to unbox one of the Battle Sisters’ most extravagant tanks. It puts the Gothic in High Gothic, and is powered by burning hatred (and promethium, which is basically the same thing) for heresy. Come take a look at the Exorcist, one of the most explosive vehicles in thr Sisters’ arsenal.
The Exorcist is ostentatiousness elevated to an artform. Like most of the Sisters of Battle, there’s an ornate decor that hides deadly weaponry. This tank is dripping with firepower and with sacred hymns to inspire terror in enemies and loyalty (and probably also terror) in their allies. And this kit is incredible–just look at all the detail here. If you want a shrine to the Imperium’s glory, you can’t go wrong with an Exorcist or twelve.
Exorcist – $80
The Exorcist is a weapon uniquely representative of the ways in which the Adepta Sororitas pair shows of devotion to the Emperor with the castigation of his heretical enemies. It is a rolling shrine to the magnificence of the Master of Mankind, a breathtakingly ornate piece of craftsmanship that grinds into battle projecting inspirational hymnals to the Emperor’s glory. These carry across the field of battle and swell all good Imperial hearts with faith and pride. When entire squadrons of these vehicles advance in armoured spearheads, their combined symphonic emanations transform even the most mud-and-blood-drenched field of war into a veritable cathedrum. Beaten-down warriors feel fresh fire in their hearts as they hear the battle-canticles soar. Those outnumbered or stricken with fear find fresh courage and the strength to hold their ground and keep fighting. And then the Exorcists’ first rocket salvoes scream down into the enemy’s midst, and the entire face of the battle changes.
The Exorcist is equipped with a hull-mounted heavy bolter and a choice of Exorcist missile launcher or Exorcist conflagration rockets as its primary armament. The vehicle come equipped with smoke launchers and can also be upgraded with an additional weapon in the form of a hunter-killer missile.
Just don’t ask about the pea soup dispensers
