Age of Sigmar: Ranking The Soulblight Vampire’s Hair
The new Vampire models of the Soulblight Gravelords have some pretty epic hair. We need to rank them.
Is this just an excuse to look at all the new Vampire models that are coming? Yeah, pretty much. But they DO have some pretty epic hair. I wonder who does their styling? Do they have the same barber? What products do they use? Is it Shyish Brand Shampoo? Or Maybe Nagash’s Icy Grip Hair Gel? In any case these styles are otherworldly to say the least. So now it’s time to rank them all!
# 12 – Gorath The Enforcer
Bald is Beautiful. However, we ARE ranking the vampires based on their hair. If you don’t have any hair, how are we supposed to rank that? Sorry Gorath, you’re scary but you’re also getting ranked dead last.
#11 – Radukar The Wolf
Radukar has a hat on. That’s a big no-no in a competition based on your HAIR. At least he’s got an little bit of an epic beard going on. It’s not full-on epic, but maybe if he keeps conditioning it then it will become an epic beard… One day.
#8-10 – Feral Vampire Triplets
We’re lumping these triplets together. Their hair says they have a “devil may care” attitude. We can respect that. Although it seems more like they might have quarantine hair going on. Two of them do look like they could be hair models while their buddy in the middle seems to have gotten a slightly different memo. Ah well. A Mohawk certainly makes him stand out!
# 7 – Ennais Curse-Born
It’s a classic look – I think it’s called the “Einstein” – and it’s got that “I stuck my finger in the electric socket and it was over 9000 (volts)” look. I’m sure he’s got some serious product in there to keep his hair standing up like that.
# 6 – Blood Knights
We’re just focusing on the one on the far left. Girl has some fancy hair accessories! Way to spice up the hair without overdoing it. Her hair says, “I’m a Knight, but I’m still a fancy lady.”
#5 – Kriza, The Rat Prince
It’s a pompous pompadour on a prince! Well, a Rat-Prince…but it does send a message that he’s got some class behind that sass. Is he walking doing the runway or marching to battle? Sure! Just don’t call it a cat-walk. He hates that.
#4 – Prince Duvalle
Prince Duvalle was going for more of a “Wet-look” with this style. We gave him bonus points for bothering to comb his locks of hair into different sections. It’s not a mullet, but it does say “business time.”
#3 – Lady Annika
Here is a villain that could give Cruella DeVille the shivers. Or maybe just a shiv. But look at that epic part! Clearly she’s a fan of hair care – how else would she get it to have such structure?! It’s worth noting that she didn’t go with a stereotypical vampire “widow’s peak” look. No, she opted to rock the five-head and work that high hair line like a pro.
# 2 – Vampire Lord
Talk about accessorizing! She’s got BATS doing work for her look. You gotta respect the fact that she’s trained them to hold her hair up like that. It’s a bold statement to have live bats in your hair. And they all laughed at the hair stylist when they said they were thinking of getting into “bat training” as a hobby. Well, who’s laughing all the way to the bank now?
#1 Vellas Von Faine
Now THAT is how you get volume, people. It’s big, it’s bold, it’s beautiful! She’s got hair that an 80’s hair metal band would be jealous of so you know she’s doing it right. Her hair is so characterful she doesn’t even need to accessorize – it speaks for itself. You go, girl.
Did we miss any new Vampires? Do you agree with our hair rankings? Let us know in the comments!
