D&D: Five Magic Items For A Broken Heart
Sometimes, when you roll for love, it comes up a natural 1. These five magic items will help mend your adventurer’s broken heart.
Is your adventurer suffering from a literal or metaphorical broken heart? No worries, these five magic items are here to help. They’ll help you get over everything but yourself.
Adamantine Armor
This suit of armor is reinforced with adamantine, one of the hardest substances in existence. While you’re wearing it, any critical hit against you becomes a normal hit.
Because it’s hard to have your heart broken when you’re unbreakable. No one can crit you. Pair this with a heavy armor master and you’re practically invulnerable. Can’t break your heart if they can’t even get to it in the first place!
Ring of Invisibility
While wearing this ring, you can turn invisible as an action. Anything you are wearing or carrying is invisible with you. You remain invisible until the ring is removed, until you attack or cast a spell, or until you use a bonus action to become visible again.
What if you could just vanish, leaving all your troubles behind? With a Ring of Invisibility you can just disappear. It works great at 111th birthdays, company-wide stand-up meetings, and when someone starts telling you that it’s not you, it’s them.
Rod of Security
Okay but if you want to get over your broken heart you can’t just run away from your problems. Or can you? The Rod of Security transports you and up to 199 other creatures to an extraplanar paradise that takes the form of your choosing.
It could be a tranquil garden, lovely glade, cheery tavern, immense palace, tropical island, fantastic carnival, or whatever else you can imagine. Regardless of its nature, the paradise contains enough water and food to sustain its visitors.
For each hour spent in the paradise, a visitor regains hit points as if it had spent 1 Hit Die. Also, creatures don’t age while in the paradise, although time passes normally. Visitors can remain in the paradise for up to 200 days divided by the number of creatures present (round down).
A perfect getaway to lose your problems…and find yourself.
Staff of Birdcalls
Okay so…you found yourself in paradise and decided to get into birding. Sure. Why not get a magic staff that lets you create a birdcall out to a range of 60 feet. Yeah, well at least it’s something you’re into.
Apparatus of Kwalish
Okay now we’re talking. When you have a giant magic crab submarine, who cares about anything else? Adventure (and sea serpents) await!
