‘Glorious’ Review – One of Us
J.K. Simmons. Lovecraftian monster. Rest stop bathroom. This is the One of Us crew’s Glorious review.
*Cue 90’s sitcom theme…*
This is Wes seems like a really nice guy,
his girlfriend left him, now he’s wondering why.
Left empty and hurting, he’s starting to cry.
He buries his demons with a bottle of rye,
passes out at a rest stop, just letting it lie.
He wakes up hungover, angry, and ready to die.
Proceeds to run to the bathroom, puking up 3 times…
*Knock knock*
“Hey there Pal” says a voice booming and droll,
Wes stops to look around, he’s at a f’ing gloryhole.
“Hey there pal, it ain’t nothing like that. I’m an interdimensional being, we just need to chat.”
*Chorus*
It’s Wes and Ghat! Ghat and Wes! Today their lives will be put to the test.
One is a god and the other a mess!
*drum fill*
It’s Ghat and Wes!
Glorious Review
Have fun with this one folks. It’s gory in all its glory. – Love, Jordan, Lewayne, Ryan, and Chad.
Credits:
- Chad Halvorsen
- Jordan Cobb
- Lewayne White
- Ryan Aleck Hill
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