Warhammer 40K: Goff Rocker – Commemorative Christmas Model
The folks at Games Workshop are going for a Rockin’ good Commemorative Christmas model this year with the Goff Rocker!
Games Workshop has announced that yes, this holiday season, there will be “more festivities, more Battleforces, and more Warhammer than ever.” So if you were waiting for a good time to start a new army those Battleforces are right around the corner. In anycase, they aren’t stopping the fun there. There’s a new Commemorative Christmas Model as well. Meet the Goff Rocker!
“Fresh from whatever bizarre Christmas dimension last year’s Red Gobbo bounced out of, this year’s commemorative miniature is a phenomenal ode to a trio of musical Oddboyz from the early days of Warhammer 40,000 – appropriately for its 35th anniversary.”
Goff Rocker Commemorative Christmas Model
I have to give the team at Games Workshop some props on this one — this Goff is certainly Rockin’! From the Slash-style hat, to the gold plated stikkbomb/microphone, to the power pose and electric guitar. Everything about this Ork screams rockstar. I don’t even want to think about the type of distortion a Squig would provide to his audio-setup.
Honestly, this guy gives the Noise Marine a run for his money in the rock and roll department. Do who do you think would win in a battle of the bands between the two?
You know…we really just need a drummer model at this point. Just tossing that idea out there GW.
Also, this Goff Rocker apparently has a single coming next Saturday?
“The Goff Rocker is even making a play for this year’s Christmas No.1! His debut single drops next Saturday. It’s full of face-melting riffs, and we guarantee there will be no silent night!
Join us next week when the Goff Rocker debuts his orkishly festive music video, and get ready to start streaming on Spotify and Apple as we paint the Christmas charts green.”
I’m both scared and intrigued to hear what that single actually turns out to be. Like…are we legit about to get an Warhammer Orky Rock-n-Roll Christmas tune? This better be a thing that happens now.
Send in the Goff Rocker to melt some faces!
