MTG: These Secret Lair Titans Stay Crunchy, Even In Milk
A bunch of big, stompy gargantuans get a breakfast cereal treatment in a new chonk-centric Secret Lair called Just Add Milk.
Who doesn’t love a big stompy creature? Whether you’re removing them for much less mana than it took your opponent to cast ’em, or cackling maniacally as you swing in with an unstoppable force, it’s a grand time.
It’s the kind of thing that, even if you’re being overrun by Ulamog, the Ceaseless Hunger, you still can’t help but think, “yeah, fair cop.” After all it takes work to bring out these big boys. Although this Secret Lair would have you believe it’s as simple as “Just Add Milk.”
Secret Lair: Just Add Milk – $29.99
We’ve never been more cereal about a Secret Lair drop. Celebrate the most important meal of the day with three powerful creatures reimagined as mascots that might appear on a box of sugar-blasted morning chow. The coolest part? These cards are Reversible, meaning both sides are mechanically the same but feature different art—fittingly, the front and the back of the cereal box, complete with activities! Plus, each card has been fortified with essential art by Mike Burns. By adding these to your deck or collection, we guarantee your breakfast will finally be complete.
In Just Add Milk you get three cards with six new pieces of art in total between them. And though these are sugary sweet cereals, there’s a fair amount of salt in some of these. Take a look at Etali, Primal Storm, whose breakfast cereal tagline is “Share with your Friends.”
What makes this set stand out though, is that each card is the front and back of a cereal box. Each with its own fun activity to keep you (or your opponent) entertained as you grind them into paste.
It’s all a part of this balanced diet, which could sate even Ghalta, Primal Hunger.
Although to really balance this breakfast you’ll probably want like, five grapefruits and a dozen bran muffins.
Or more if you’re pouring yourself a bowl of Ulamog, Ceaseless Hunger:
Who is devoid of flavor and nutrition!
Available through January 7th
