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Sing These ‘Warhammer Carols’ To Get In The Spirit

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Dec 13 2022
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I’m not entirely sure which spirit but these Warhammer Carols are sure to get you there. Rock out with your Goff out!

Games Workshop is really getting into the whole “Christmas Album” vibe with the Goff Rocker this year. And to help uh…celebrate, they’ve come up with some cheeky Christmas Carols that are very Warhammer. To get you in the singing mood (or at least warm up your vocals) here’s the new classic from the Goff Rocker himself:

Warhammer Carols

Moving on, we’ve got a selection of a few from GW. These are all based off classic Carols but they’ve been “Warhammerafied” for your singing pleasure.

Well that’s a reassuring chant…The Inquisition is always watching. Just like Santa. Moving on…

Squigs and Christmas go together like…I don’t know? Salt and slugs? Really, anything with squigs mixed in is a recipe for chaos. No, not warp chaos — more like the traditional chaos that is a complete disorder and confusion.

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This one is both disturbing and…kind of catchy. I had to hum this one out to myself but it actually works quite well. Maybe if I sing this one loud enough Santa Angron will appear under my Christmas Tree.

This one’s for all you Chaos fans out there. Nothing spreads the Christmas fear like burning homes and blocking the sun.

Now this one seems directly from the Goff Rocker. I think this one deserves a good WAAAGH!!! and a face melting guitar solo.

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It’s nice to see the Mortal Realms get a song, too. Only, I now have questions. Like, does the Goff Rocker know about the Mortal Realms? Are the Mortal Realms and the Grimdark connected (besides the Warp)? Maybe Rock’n’Roll is transcendent through all of space and time…Or, ya know, GW is just having some fun.

Sing these Carols nice and loud and with that ol’WAAAGH!!! Spirit this holiday season.

 

 

Wait…how do Orks know about Christmas anyhow?

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Author: Adam Harrison
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