These Killer Dolls Want to Be Your Friend
M3GAN arrives in theaters this weekend – let’s not ignore the killer dolls that came before her by buying their effigies and bringing them in our homes.
18″ Annabelle Prop Replica
Would you like to bring a demonically possessed children’s toy into your home? This is your chance. The prop replica has a soft body and a vinyl head topped with two braids of strawberry-blonde hair. Maybe keep her in the box. To be safe. This replica is $112.
If you want more accuracy and terror, check out this 1:1 scale replica.
Annabelle Blanket
I get it, not everyone likes having actual dolls in their house. If that’s you, try this cuddly alternative. Reviews say it’s soft and warm, and the giant print of the haunted doll from the Conjuring series looks just like she does in the movie. Creppy. The blanket is 50″ long by 40″ wide, the perfect size for a couch – just $20.
NECA 4″ Ultimate Chucky
Don’t worry, he’s less likely to kill you successfully at this scale. This 4″ scale Chucky comes with four head options, alternate hands, and weapons galore. All in display-friendly packaging, you know… for safety. This set is $51.
30″ Slappy Dummy
The real star of Goosbumps. This fully functioning ventriloquist doll has creepy glow-in-the-dark eyes just like his book counterpart. The doll also comes with a ‘How To Be A Ventriloquist’ ebook. You can snag him for $79. Just be sure not to say “ karru marri odonna loma molonu karrano” around it. That could cause some… problems.
Blade
The puppet leader of the Marionette Warriors in Charles Band’s Puppet Master series. This three-inch scale figure features both of Blade’s dangerous hands. He’s nicely and safely enclosed in display-friendly packaging.
Oh hey! BoLS might make a little dolla-dolla if you decide to buy these items.
