MTG: March Of The Machines Black Spoilers – Oil, Oil Everywhere And Not A Drop To Drink
Like oozing Phyrexian oil, these March of the Machines Black spoilers get everywhere and turn up with some rather surprising results. Take a look!
We’re back with more March (of the Machines) Madness even though it’s midish-April. Look time isn’t real, and that’s especially true when puns are involved. At any rate, we’re taking a look at a new batch of March of the Machines Black spoilers. How much removal will there be?
Will you be able to shake a stick at it? Almost certainly. But you might just want to read on to find out.
March of the Machines Black Spoilers – Phyrexian Phun!
Here, we see how the Phyrexians don’t play fair. Even when you kill them, and kill them good, they just keep finding ways to keep going, often getting much stronger in the process. Take the Bloated Processor, who keeps eating your dead, and then even when it dies, incubates into a powerful token, depending on how long it was around for before it finally bit the dust.
Same with the Compleated Huntmaster, who has a way of keeping creatures in your graveyard where they belong, so you can do unspeakable things with them. And it proliferates along the way too.
And Black’s favorite mechanic, your opponents losing life while you gain it, is at play here in spades. Not only do you have the Etched, who have ways of making your opponents regret leaving you alive in Commander long enough to become a problem, but also the Dreg Recycler which really leans in to the whole eat your dead thing.
But it’s not all Phyrexian Horrors in Black’s arsenal, as you can see here. There’s actually plenty of horrors outside of the Phyrexians. The Gloomfang Mauler has the benefit of not only being a horrific nightmare, but it provides backup to your forces! While the Flitting Guerilla proves what Faeries can do when they’re motivated.
Of course all that Phyrexian Phlavor is here with the Gift of Compleation. Incubate a creature and then whenever any Phyrexian dies, you get to see what it sees, thanks to surveil. Grim, that.
Finally, we have Traumatic Revelation, Unseal the Necropolis, and Vanquish the Weak. Each of which really highlights some of the big Phyrexian wins in their own unique way.
March of the Machines prereleases this Friday, and releases April 21st!
