D&D Accessories: We’re Getting Gelatinous (Cubes)!
We all love a Gelatinous Cube. So let’s add a bunch to our next D&D session with these Gelatinous Accessories.
The Gelatinous Cube is one of D&D’s most well known and iconic monsters. Something about a square of jelly coming to eat you is undeniably funny. But they’re also terrifying masses of destruction that almost can’t be stopped. The floating weapons and items inside only serve to entice adventurers, but one wrong step and you bones will be the next to float around in the goop. It makes sense that there are a ton of RPG accessories featuring this monster in all of it’s gelatinous glory. So let’s add a little more Gelatinous Cube to your gaming collection.
1. Seven-Inch Statue
If you love a Gelatinous Cube as much as we do, you should have a just-because one out for decoration. And this one is fantastic. The bones of its pervious victims surround the blueish-colored Cube. And perhaps more importantly, full of their loot. In fact, I think the Gelatinous Cube’s latest visitor is being digested at this very moment. It’s a little creepy, but a very cool display piece.
2. Massive D6
Do you know what’s massive and cube-shaped? No, what ELSE is massive and cube-shaped? That’s right, this 51mm D6! The see-through design and swirls of what might be adventurer goo inside make it look a lot like a Gelatinous Cube. But what really sells it is the numbers being represented by little skulls. Just don’t get distracted by all of the other goodies floating around… Which is probably what somebody should tell your party members.
3. Plush Cube
There’s a lot happening in this eight inches of adorable, so let’s break it down. This is a plush gelatinous cube doll, for all of your gelatinous cube-hugging needs. The cube doll itself has mesh windows so you can see all of the victims and their loot inside. But, the gelatinous cube doll’s top opens up so you can retrieve everything from inside of the cube. Do you have a need for a bunch of plush bones and weapons? What if I told you that they glow in the dark?
4. Free Hugs Shirt
This happy little cube just wants to give you a hug. What could be wrong with that?! I’m sure the assorted bones in there mean nothing, just focus on his adorably smiling face. This shirt comes in ten colors, and it’s really darn cute in every one of them.
5. Dice Jail
We all have a few dice that roll poorly from time to time, and some of even have dice jails or time-outs where they can sit and think about what natural-ones they’ve been responsible for. But for those really bad dice, there’s a jelly monster for them to sit tight in.
Oh hey! BoLS might make a little dolla-dolla if you decide to buy these items. We need that money to replace all of the loot we lost to the Gelatinous Cube roaming the basement.
