‘Adventure Time’: Oh My Glob, We Love Lumpy Space Princess
You know you want her lumps, so totally check out this refresher course on Lumpy Space Princess and get ready for the Adventure Time RPG for 5E.
Thanks to an incredibly successful funding campaign, the magical Land of Ooo is coming to 5E! For those who pledged (or pledge late through Backer Kit—you still have time), the Adventure Time crew is about to be 5E compatible. It seems like a great opportunity to celebrate all of our favorite princesses. And let’s be honest, if LSP isn’t one of your favorites then you’re probably just a poser.
Lumpy Space Princess: Heiress to All of Lumpy Space
Lumpy Space Princess is actually the Queen of Lumpy Space, thank you very much. After much drama and a light exiling, LSP finally took her role as the leader of Lumpy Space. But the road there was, err, a lumpy one.
At one point in her exile, LSP was living in the woods with a pack of wolves. At this time, LSP’s skill for drama and banishment meant that the other Princesses didn’t recognize her status as a Princess. But in the aftermath of the Great Gum War, she’s crowned Queen and the show ends.
The star in the center of Lumpy Space Princess’ head signifies her royalty, and it’s actually a jewel.
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“Lump Off, Mom!” – Getting Into Lumpy Space Princess’ Head
In the world of Adventure Time, the Lumpy Space People exist thanks to irradiated stardust. Neat! In the boring real world, LSP was created to imitate the 1980s Valley Girl with her nasally voice and her use of language. That’s a big part of why you want to play her in 5E, don’t lie.
If you’re getting into character, LSP likes to call people posers, so keep that one in your arsenal. And don’t forget to bring confidence to the table — if someone wants your lumps, they’d better get in line!
Hey Girl, What Those Lumps Do? LSP’s Powers and Abilities
Lumpy Space Princess, like all Lumpy Space People, doesn’t walk around on her legs. Instead, she floats. Perhaps your adventures in Ooo will require a member of your party to cross a distance without leaving footprints—as long as they don’t have to do it quietly, why not send LSP?
She also has a bite that follows “werewolf rules”, and if she bites someone, they get a case of “the lumps”. If left untreated, they will eventually become a Lumpy Space Person.
LSP can also change her shape. She can render herself smooth by punching herself, and if there’s outside pressure, she can change shape under force.
In the short series Adventure Time: Elements it was revealed that LSP is an Elemental, or beings that embody the elements of Ooo. This means that she can reverse the effects of other Elementals’ power, representing fire, ice, candy, and slime.
