40K: The Genestealer Cult Is The Best Villain
Move over Chaos – Genestealer Cults are the Best “Villain” in all of 40k!
The Genestealer Cult is my new favorite Villain in Warhammer 40,000. They are the best Villain not just because the rules are good and the background lore matches their play style (sneaky, hit and run, lightly armored but also frightening if given an opening), but because the Cult is also so blatantly obvious to the outside viewer!
The Train is coming – what should we do? Get of the tracks? That will never work!
Let me back-up a bit. First off, let me talk about the word “Villain.” It’s definition, courtesy of Google, is ” a character whose evil actions or motives are important to the plot.” The villain in a story is sometimes more important than the hero. They provide the conflict and can often me much more interesting than the hero character. We can also break this down further because under the umbrella term of “villain” there are lots of archetypes that fit.
Some villains are there to be an ultimate evil – I can’t help but think of Chaos in that role. Some villains are there to be a challenge or test to the true heroes, like a force of nature that must be overcome – I think Orks fit that bill. But some villains are the “mustache-twirling” type. Their plans are so obvious to the audience you can’t help but laugh at them. Are they comic relief? In a way, but what makes them a true villain is that if their plans succeeds, lots of people die in truly horrific ways.
Did someone call for a Mustache Twirl?
This concept of an obvious comic-relief-yet-serious threat is a concept that we see repeated all over pop-culture. Comic books, cartoons, movies…these dastardly baddies were always competent enough to mess with the hero, but would never actually succeed. Because if they did the results would be disastrous. Can you imagine how the cartoon would have played out if Snidely Whiplash’s plan to murder Nell Fenwick had ever succeeded?
Talk about Grim-Dark…
But they never did. And they aren’t supposed to because in most pop-culture the good guys win and the bad guys go to jail or worse. It really wasn’t until recently that “Grim and Realistic” started to become a thing. But we live in a different world now. The Dr. Evil’s of the movies occasionally succeed and really make our heroes bleed. The recent Daniel Craig Bond series comes to mind for me. Sure, he might get the bad guys in the end but they have caused some serious damage on the way out.
(Sidenote: I’m actually curious as to how they are going to do the next one after that whole “brain-drill” thing happened. Maybe it will just get swept under the rug, but what if it doesn’t…again, that is both Grim and Dark to contemplate.)
I had a plan once, you’ll never guess how much it cost.
For me, these type of old school cartoon-ish “Villains” are what the Genestealer Cults represent. The Cults Goals are so obvious it’s hard not to imagine that they fail at planetary domination all the time. “Hey, we noticed Bob and his many, many cousins all have 3 arms. What gives?”
Seriously, how can an Imperial Planet actually fall for this. Don’t they see the Tyranid-train coming from a mile away? Sometimes…yes. Everyone has a good laugh as a Deathwatch Kill Team shows up and murderizes an entire colony.
They even made a board game about it!
But even when the Cult succeeds what ultimately happens? The Tyranid Swarm shows up and devours the entire planet. Everyone dies – including the cult! To the outside viewer, you can’t help but laugh at how utterly ridiculous the Cultist must feel once they catch on. “But wait, we’re on your side!” Yes. And you taste of bio-mass…which happens to taste like chicken.
It’s so pretty…until they melt your face!
Maybe it’s just me and I have a twisted sense of humor but when I read the lore in the Genestealer Cults Book part of me laughed. “Do they not know what’s coming?” No, they don’t! That’s what makes them a serious threat and laughable at the same time. That’s why calling them a “Cult” is appropriate. I’m sure it just starts out as backroom meetings promising punch and pie, but eventually folks drink the kool-aid and it all goes south from there.
For me, The Genestealer Cults are the Snidely Whiplash of the Warhammer 40,000 universe. Their plans are so blatantly obvious, easily foiled, and down right ridiculous that there is no way they should ever work. But they DO work and then the plan backfires in their collective face and everyone becomes bio-mass. I think that’s great* in a very dark-humor way and it’s something the Grim-Dark needs a tad more of. Besides, I think we could all use a little more “Mustache Twirling” followed by “Maniacal Laughter” in our Grim-Dark.
Foiled again! Curse you Dudley Do-Right, CURSE YOU! Same time next week?
What do you think? Are the Genestealer Cults your favorite villain in the Grim-Dark, too?
*Imperial Records indicate that AdamHarry is a Tyranid player so of course he supports Plan “devour all the bio-mass” – Deathwatch Kill Team dispatched.
