MTG: Go Full Goblin Mode With Goblin And Squabblin’ Secret Lair
Goblins are at the heart of a new Secret Lair drop, in all their goblin-y glory. See if you have what it takes to go goblin mode.
Goblin Mode was 2022’s word of the year for a reason. And more than ever, goblin mode is the only life worth living. You can embody this, even with your Magic cards, thanks to an amazing new Goblin and Squabblin’ Secret Lair set.
With five cards done up in amazing art by Wizard of Barge, this set is goblin to its core. Fishnets. Spikes. This and more abounds in Goblin and Squabblin!’, check it out!
Goblin And Squabblin’ Secret Lair
So you think you have what it takes to join our goblin gang? Well… it won’t be easy! We’re a tough bunch of tough cookies. Yeah, we’re super tough. And if you want to be one of us, you have to be tough like us.
First, you need more spikes. Spikes on your clothes. Spikes on your weapons. Spikes on everything. Spikes everywhere. In fact, change your name to Spike. You got that, Spike?
Second, you need to talk tough and say things like, “nO dUh” and “wHaTEver…” and “PSCH…” so it sounds like you’re opening a can of angsty, bored indifference. That’s super tough.
Finally, you have to tease your own dad. Tell him his shirts don’t fit like they used to and that his tie is lame. Stuff like that. Then jump on your ten-speed and meet us at the arcade.
Do all that, Spike, and you’re one of us.
Each one of these cards plays extremely well with the others. Which, of course they do, they’re goblins. Whether you’re pumping up your Goblin Grander, or searching for Goblins, or scrying them right into the battlefield, there’s a lot this set can add to any Goblin deck. Commanders will love it.
So good luck, Spike.
